poncho and mocho
Got outside for some better pictures of Jinx in his costume!
I just need to figure out how to make a new harness to hold it on. This one is made of nylon and catches his scales and is, overall, a pain to both of us.
Be jealous of Inanea’s swag. You know you want to.
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
Middle of Nevada on the 50, “the loneliest road in America” / September 2014
“he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”
"SIT LIKE A LADY"